| One Crack Please | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 14,086 | 14.4% |
| Nurture Dependence | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 11,930 | 12.2% |
| Engage Physically | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 11,265 | 11.6% |
| Ronald Mac MacDonald | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 11,100 | 11.4% |
| Demonstrate Value | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 9,285 | 9.5% |
| Sely Starv | Beaver's beer hole | Kronos | 3,373 | 3.5% |
| Strange Titan | Beaver's beer hole | Paladin | 3,040 | 3.1% |
| MoveIn After Completion | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 2,950 | 3.0% |
| Inspire Hope | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 2,922 | 3.0% |
| Neglect Emotionally | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 2,854 | 2.9% |
| IAM THE GOLDENGOD | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 2,789 | 2.9% |
| KRITICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Kronos | 2,551 | 2.6% |
| KONSPIROLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Kronos | 2,549 | 2.6% |
| KLASSICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Paladin | 2,473 | 2.5% |
| SINTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,427 | 2.5% |
| LOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Paladin | 2,342 | 2.4% |
| Door Marked Pirate | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 2,318 | 2.4% |
| MAGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,252 | 2.3% |
| TEHNOLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,810 | 1.9% |
| GIPOTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,804 | 1.9% |
| ELEKTRICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,387 | 1.4% |
