| Ronald Mac MacDonald | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 10,046 | 9.5% |
| Inspire Hope | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 9,415 | 8.9% |
| Neglect Emotionally | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 8,323 | 7.9% |
| MoveIn After Completion | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 7,782 | 7.4% |
| One Crack Please | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 7,540 | 7.2% |
| Engage Physically | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 7,429 | 7.1% |
| IAM THE GOLDENGOD | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 7,359 | 7.0% |
| Demonstrate Value | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 5,237 | 5.0% |
| Door Marked Pirate | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 5,196 | 4.9% |
| Nurture Dependence | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 5,173 | 4.9% |
| Sely Starv | Beaver's beer hole | Kronos | 4,014 | 3.8% |
| Strange Titan | Beaver's beer hole | Paladin | 3,687 | 3.5% |
| PATRIOTICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Succubus | 3,140 | 3.0% |
| KONSPIROLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Kronos | 3,085 | 2.9% |
| KLASSICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Paladin | 3,082 | 2.9% |
| KRITICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Punisher | 3,071 | 2.9% |
| SINTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,912 | 2.8% |
| MAGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,844 | 2.7% |
| TEHNOLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,274 | 2.2% |
| GIPOTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,087 | 2.0% |
| ELEKTRICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,621 | 1.5% |
