| One Crack Please | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 10,220 | 10.3% |
| Nurture Dependence | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 10,033 | 10.2% |
| Neglect Emotionally | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 9,284 | 9.4% |
| MoveIn After Completion | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 8,564 | 8.7% |
| Inspire Hope | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 8,483 | 8.6% |
| Engage Physically | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 8,176 | 8.3% |
| IAM THE GOLDENGOD | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 8,099 | 8.2% |
| Ronald Mac MacDonald | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 5,371 | 5.4% |
| Strange Titan | Beaver's beer hole | Paladin | 2,984 | 3.0% |
| Demonstrate Value | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 2,784 | 2.8% |
| Door Marked Pirate | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 2,687 | 2.7% |
| PATRIOTICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,549 | 2.6% |
| KLASSICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Punisher | 2,503 | 2.5% |
| KRITICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Punisher | 2,462 | 2.5% |
| KONSPIROLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Kronos | 2,455 | 2.5% |
| SINTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,357 | 2.4% |
| LOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,325 | 2.4% |
| MAGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,318 | 2.3% |
| TEHNOLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,916 | 1.9% |
| GIPOTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,777 | 1.8% |
| ELEKTRICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,437 | 1.5% |
