| Unknown | Unknown | Presiding Federal Navy Taranis | 19,025 | 16.2% |
| MoveIn After Completion | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 15,911 | 13.6% |
| Engage Physically | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 15,684 | 13.4% |
| IAM THE GOLDENGOD | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 13,948 | 11.9% |
| Demonstrate Value | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 9,933 | 8.5% |
| Door Marked Pirate | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 9,817 | 8.4% |
| Unknown | Unknown | Phantasmata Missile | 9,133 | 7.8% |
| Inspire Hope | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 4,009 | 3.4% |
| Sely Starv | Beaver's beer hole | Punisher | 2,605 | 2.2% |
| KLASSICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Capsule | 2,096 | 1.8% |
| KRITICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Punisher | 2,070 | 1.8% |
| PATRIOTICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 2,020 | 1.7% |
| Strange Titan | Beaver's beer hole | Paladin | 1,959 | 1.7% |
| LOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,905 | 1.6% |
| SINTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,843 | 1.6% |
| MAGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,792 | 1.5% |
| TEHNOLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,362 | 1.2% |
| GIPOTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,220 | 1.0% |
| ELEKTRICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 872 | 0.7% |
| Separate Entirely | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Loki | 0 | 0.0% |
| Ronald Mac MacDonald | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 0 | 0.0% |
| One Crack Please | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 0 | 0.0% |
| Neglect Emotionally | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 0 | 0.0% |
| Nurture Dependence | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 0 | 0.0% |
