| Nurture Dependence | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 6,534 | 11.2% |
| Demonstrate Value | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 5,416 | 9.3% |
| Inspire Hope | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 4,235 | 7.3% |
| One Crack Please | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 4,142 | 7.1% |
| Neglect Emotionally | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 4,136 | 7.1% |
| Ronald Mac MacDonald | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 4,022 | 6.9% |
| MoveIn After Completion | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 3,563 | 6.1% |
| Engage Physically | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 3,125 | 5.4% |
| IAM THE GOLDENGOD | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Barghest | 3,028 | 5.2% |
| Door Marked Pirate | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Widow | 2,683 | 4.6% |
| Sely Starv | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,925 | 3.3% |
| Strange Titan | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,731 | 3.0% |
| SINTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,676 | 2.9% |
| PATRIOTICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,552 | 2.7% |
| KONSPIROLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,467 | 2.5% |
| KRITICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,434 | 2.5% |
| MAGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,426 | 2.4% |
| KLASSICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,386 | 2.4% |
| TEHNOLOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,341 | 2.3% |
| LOGICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,243 | 2.1% |
| GIPOTETICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 1,210 | 2.1% |
| ELEKTRICHESKIY ORGASM | Beaver's beer hole | Unknown | 951 | 1.6% |
| Separate Entirely | ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN NEW EDEN | Loki | 0 | 0.0% |
| Gackel MDC | Malakim Zealots | Eris | 0 | 0.0% |
